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Police in London have found a bomb outside a mosque.. They've told the public not to panic as they've managed to push it inside. ================================================ Two Asian heroin addicts have injected themselves with curry powder by mistake - both are in intensive care... One has a dodgy tikka and the other one is in a korma. ======= ========================================= During last night's high winds an African family were killed by a falling tree. A spokesman for the Birmingham City Council said 'We didn't even know they were living up there'. ================================================ Jamaican minorities in the UK have complained that there is not enough television shows with minorities in mind, so Crimewatch is being shown 5 times a week now. ================================================ I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train. He was chuffed to bits. ================================================ I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low? ================================================ I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"

I got a new stick deodorant today. The instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom. I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells lovely.

The Frog OG Golf A man goes out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away,and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog?" The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog." The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where to next?" The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas ." " They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks, "What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit $3000, black 6." Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The frog replies, "Ribbit Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him, he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a Gorgeous girl. "And that is how the girl ended up in my room Elin. So help me God or my name is not Tiger Woods."

One winter morning a husband and wife in central South Dakota were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer Say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the Snowplows can get through." So the good wife went out and moved her car. A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the Snowplows can get through." The good wife went out and moved her car again. The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...." Then the electric power went out. The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the Snowplows can get through?" With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time."

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En læge I en lille by I Vestjylland ville gerne holde fri, for at kunne tage ud at fiske. Han kaldte ole ind og sagde: “ Jeg vil at du passer mine patienter I morgen.” ”Javel doktor!” svarede Ole. Lægen tager på sin fisketur. Da han kommer tilbage til klinikken fortæller Ole, at han har haft 3 patienter, som han har behandlet. ”Den første havde hovedpine og ham gav jeg et par albyl.” ”Fint ”, sagde lægen. ” Den anden havde halsbrand, og hende gav jeg 2 Balancid. “Bravo! Du er god til at passe patienterne, men hvad med den tredie?” spørger lægen. ” Jo Doktor, jeg sad her, og pludselig blev døren åbnet af en kvinde. Med lynets hast klæder hun sig af, selv BH og trusser tager hun af. Så lægger hun sig på bordet og råber: Hjælp mig – jeg har ikke set en mand i over to år!.” ”Død og pine, Ole, hvad gjorde du så?” spørger lægen. . . . . . ”Jeg dryppede hendes øjne!!”

Har sett samma sak på skärmer til 65/66. Passform lik obefintlig. Snåla inte på billig repro. Hitta bettre begagnad eller Orginal Tooling. John

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Pratade med han som var ägaren innan Jørn idag och Shelbyn var tydligen aldrig norsk.Köpte faktiskt en motor av Jørn för ca två år sen, mycket trevlig och kunnig man. OK. Køpte motor av Jørn. Han hadde vel solgt 427 SOHC motoren då Et tag hadde han 2 stk Lång story John

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Jørn Fladberg...Jaha... Jag ska fråga honom lite varfor han seljar en Shelby til Sverige John

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Var den Norsk reggad også? John

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OK John

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Hej har du en bettre bild på trumman? John

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Jettesynd. Tyckde også det va kul å titta på. Er det helt sekert att det inte kommer upp igjen? John

Varfor tog ni bort det? John